Haha, yes today was filled with huge amounts of randomness and stupidity. It mostly started out with Brendan making his usual stuff up, like a symphonic band of dead squirrels playing for a smore. Yes, random isn't it? But today the fun really started when we began inventing insults, some were pretty good too, I'm gonna type a few down for you to see how dumb we can get.
1. Your mother's so fat, that when she passes the television, 4 seasons of Heroes have passed.
2. Your mother's so ugly, when she walks the dog, she's the one wearing the leash.
3. Your mother's so dumb, she sold her car for gasoline money.
4. Your mother's so fat, when she got hit by a truck, the truck driver died but she didn't.
5. You're so ugly, that when your mom gave birth to you, the doctors slapped her.
6. Your mom's so dumb, when someone said she was hot, she locked herself away in the fridge for 1 week.
7. Your mom's so fat, when she gets sucked into a black hole, she clogs it.
8. Your mom's so dumb, she throws bread to the helicopters saying "Come here little birdie!"
9. Your mom's so dumb, she squirted Thousand Island Cream all over herself because she heard it was dressing.
10. Does your mom still like nature? After what it did to her?
11. Your mom's so fat, she drowned in the Dead Sea.
12. Your mom's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
13. Your mom's so dumb, when she tried tap-dancing, she fell into the sink.
14. Your mom's so fat, she could hide her steering wheel in her spare tires.
15. Your mom's so fat, every road she uses must be made a one-way street.
Well that's just a few of them, kind of interesting when you look at it all. Until next post! Au Revoir..
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